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Wednesday, August 22, 2012

Weekly Warbler






Warblers are small songbirds varying from 3.5 inches to 10 inches. They chirp and sing from time to time when happy, sad or for no reason.
Play any song of the bird you like.
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Weekly Warbler will chirp once a week on matters
that you and I come across, in a lighter vein……



ENVIRONMENT:

We had ICE Age, STONE Age and now we are in SCAM Age…!

This year The South West monsoon failed but we had a torrent towards North East!


POLITICS: 

·          Aryabhatta invented zero in 400 B.C. Zero is rediscovered in bulk by CAG in 2010 -2012 A.D.!

·           Kanda’s misdemeanors are enough to write several Kaand’s like Ramayana or Mahabharath!

·          Meena Kumari’s classic, ‘Mein Chup Rahungi’ has staged several comebacks retitled, ‘Mein Chup Rahunga!’ with same actor in all comeback films!


·          Coal can blacken face, reputations etc. May not be the case in India!

·         Mitt Romney selected a running mate Paul Ryan and made a gaffe calling him the next President! Nervousness or sign of things to come?


BOLLYWOOD:

·         Only the celluloid Tigers matter in India, the real ones are dying across zoos, dwindling or killed at random. Even Supreme Court can’t do much in this regard!

·         How about parting with some of the profits to save the real ones, Tiger Sallu bhai?

SPORTS:

·          Saviour, Crisis man for all times, VVS, cannot retire in front of home crowd after playing for 17 years! Selectors humiliate him by choosing for only two tests!

·          VVS Laxman retires not having played a single World Cup match! This speaks volumes about cockeyed selectors!

·         Hear this….Rahul Dravid may not get Khel Rathna as BCCI mucks up, deliberately or otherwise, in giving details  of Dravid to Sports Ministry. Not surprising at all!!


·         Thanks to Mary Khom, Delhi now knows there is a place called North East in India!

·         Two Hockey Associations ‘Hockey India’ and Indian Hockey Federation’ working at cross purposes are located in same building in Delhi! As a first cleaning up act, How about dismantling them Mr. Maken?

ROAD SAFETY:

·         Way to go! Goa makes helmets compulsory for Rider and Pilion..Wonderful! Why can’t the Center make the Rule all over India?

ECONOMICS:

·         Steel Minister Beni Prasad Verma  has a simple theory on Economics : ‘Inflation will help farmers’! The Prime Minister should at least resign over this baffling theory of his steal Minister!

HEALTH:

·         Naani’s Health Tips: Seegekayi, in Kannada ,Acacia Concinna is still the best thing to wash your hair  no matter what the shampoos scream on their labels!


·         Warbler’s Weekly call: L  Former Chief Ministers are touring all over Karnataka for spot assessment of drought and relief measures by simply burning money..   Government should cancel such useless ego-boosting trips and divert the Funds thus saved for the needy. J


Till next week…

ERR

2 Comments:

  • 1.What about "Silent Age" which preceded the Scam Age ?
    2.The torrent originated from West Pakistan, traveled South ward & then took a sudden hairpin turn towards North Easterly direction !
    3.Zeroes also created a string of shady "heroes" & "Steal models" - Kalmadi,Raja,Kanimozhi,Chidambaram,MMS.......
    4.CAG should receive the Most Amazing Indian Award !
    5.Thank God Mitt Romney did not refer to his other colleague Todd Akin (of legitimate rape fame) as presidential candidate.
    6.BCCI feels cricketers are Supermen - Khel Ratna Awards are for mere mortals.
    7.VVS is a gentleman cricketer - he flourished in spite of BCCI through fluidity & elegance of his strokes.He proved that batting is not all about power and pounding - it can be a beautiful graceful art
    8.Actually Goan riders do not need helmets at all - they are naturally cushioned by the perpetual "Feni" effect !

    Hope you enjoyed these ERR.

    Rgds RR

    By Blogger R.Ramakrishnan, at 1:14 AM  

  • absolute ripper! super! Thanks. This is like a dialogue rather 'Anthaakshari!'
    ERR

    By Blogger ER Ramachandran, at 8:42 AM  

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